Kenny Dalglish was said to be devastated at the news of his sacking having guided Liverpool FC to golfing glory. Captained by Stewart Downing the Liverpool FC Golf Team managed an unbeaten season out on the course as they picked up the 2012 World Series of Golf, beating St....
Joey Barton’s kick to the back of Sergio Aguero’s legs in a game as important as the Premier League 2011/12′s final day may have come as a surprise to some, but SportDistort can exclusively reveal that the incident was a publicity stunt to mark the appointment of Vince McMahon,...
The tennis world was left reeling today as ATP chairman Brad Drewett was taken prisoner by an enraged Toni Nadal. After meeting for casual drinks before the Madrid Masters got underway, Drewett revealed to Nadal that he had coerced the event organisers into using blue clay (known colloquially as...
Super League administrators the RFL have today announced controversial changes to their Friday Night Rugby League programme in order to capture the attentions of a wider audience. As well as scoring tries and making big tackles, the league’s players will now have to take their teamwork to an even...
Due to an unexpected, yet impressive goal haul in his fledgling Premier League season many have called upon the new England management team to consider the inclusion of Norwich’s Grant Holt in the squad for the European Championships in Poland and Ukraine. Many consider him a traditional-style centre forward,...
Stephen Hendry graciously bowed out of tournament snooker this week claiming a lack of winning and burdening commitments in China among the chief reasons. Yet it has come to our attention that Hendry also decided to call it time on his legendary career to devote more time to his...
Sports fans, broadcasters and quantum physicists have been left baffled this morning by incredible reports coming in from across the globe of strange psychological phenomena being triggered by supporters watching a clip of Papiss Cisse’s stunning volley against Chelsea more than two hundred times. The already viral clip, just...
With only 86 days to go until the start of London 2012, Olympic organisers have begun considering moving unofficial boundaries to allow the Decathlon & Marathon route to circumvent current East London gang territory. In collaboration with Newham Council, the IOC are perusing an aggressive policy of gang territory...
